One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down.
The mechanical engineer said: "I think a rod broke."
The chemical engineer said: "The way it sputtered at the end, I think it's not getting enough gas."
The electrical engineer said: "I think there was a spark and somethings wrong with the electrical system."
All three turned to the computer engineer and said: "What do you think?"
The computer engineer said: "I think we should all get out and then get back in."
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Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts back...."Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
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A priest finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into the church and begins to pray...........
"Oh God, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto". Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. The priest goes back to the temple...
"God, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well".
Lotto night comes and the priest still has no luck! Back to the temple...
"My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving... I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???"
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and the priest is confronted by the voice of Lord :
"PRIEST, BUY THE DAMN TICKET FIRST"
The mechanical engineer said: "I think a rod broke."
The chemical engineer said: "The way it sputtered at the end, I think it's not getting enough gas."
The electrical engineer said: "I think there was a spark and somethings wrong with the electrical system."
All three turned to the computer engineer and said: "What do you think?"
The computer engineer said: "I think we should all get out and then get back in."
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Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts back...."Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
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A priest finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into the church and begins to pray...........
"Oh God, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto". Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. The priest goes back to the temple...
"God, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well".
Lotto night comes and the priest still has no luck! Back to the temple...
"My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving... I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???"
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and the priest is confronted by the voice of Lord :
"PRIEST, BUY THE DAMN TICKET FIRST"
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2 comments:
very funny sameer...thanks for make me laughing...!
ha...ha...ha...
funny and good jokes....
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